Eternal Sunset of The Spotty Mind

This blog is finally dying.  I’m taking over another blog, though I expect it’ll be more of the same nonsense.  I shall let you know more when it’s all set up.

But before I leave you, let me list off a few rants and notices:

• Con Ed can suck it.  It’s a monopoly and therefore illegal.  If they fail to provide power to Queens, where the hell are we supposed to get it?  I almost set up a Gilligan rig with my exercise bike.
• The MTA can also suck it.  Why the fuck does it take so long to get back to Queens after drinking in Manhattan?  Please take me home before I puke on the third rail.
• How do you replace IDs without other IDs?
• I’m old and cranky.  Now get off my fucking lawn, you whippersnappers.
• Third Annual Housewarming Party on the horizon.  Any donations from those who have loved our past parties is very welcome.

"Dumb twat" rhymes with "kumquat".

Andre Agassi lost to Rafael Nadal at the last Wimbledon he will ever play at.  Talk about a passing of the torch.  Nadal was 1 year old when Agassi made his Wimbledon debut.  Agassi friggin’ dominated for a while there, a lot like his wife did on teh women’s side.  His hairstyles (and non-hairstyles) will be missed.  But it’s gonna be fun seeing Nadal slowly break Federer’s spirit.  Can’t wait to see both those guys go bald too.

I’m sure Brooke Shields felt proud to be ex-Mrs. Agassi, which hopefully pissed off Tom Cruise.

Now let’s hear a cheer for my girl Michelle Wie to beat all the old hags tomorrow in the US Open.