My Unconditional Love

TummyI’ve been spending a lot of time with dogs lately and all it seems to do is remind me that people are dicks.  Why can’t people be nice like dogs?  I don’t mean the face licking and crotch sniffing, though ladies are invited to do so.  I mean the trust.  The needing and giving.  The simplicity of life and love.

But mostly I’d love to just scratch a lady’s tummy and have her moan and turn over on her back with her legs splayed and 6 nipples staring at me.  Only once got an invitation like that, except that she had a third of the nipples and a lot more fur…

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