Eternal Sunset of The Spotty Mind

The alternate title of this post is "Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you’re cool, fuck you, I’M OUT!!!"

First, apologies for not posting in a while.  New firewall at work.  Bastards.

Second, screw all y’all out there who don’t appreciate the people around you.  That goes for friendship, work, and everything else.  If you think you’re time is more valuable than anyone else’s, it means your a stuck up prick with no more right to be on this Earth than Colin Ferguson, for those who remember that asshole.  Appreciate people.  And let them know.  Don’t criticize for the bad and not acknowledge the good.  Appreciate people you don’t even know.  I do my best to be the best human being I can and I get shit on constantly.  Maybe I should just give up trying to be a good person and just be a dick just like all the other walking penises out there.  It would beat this ridiculous travesty of a life I live. 

Lastly, since I am not in the mood to pontificate in a pleasant way, here are those two really gay pics of ARod and DJ that I promised you.

Keep in mind, the full headline is "Here they go…again."

And I apologize for this post.  But the last straw is the last fucking straw.

You’ll think I’m paranoid but the world is indeed against me.  Here are the facts of the case:

1. My company installed a new firewall that prevents me from accessing information I need for school.  I work so I can pay for school.
2. The temp agency I worked for last year has yet to send me my W-2.  It’s now April 1st.
3. I had to take an earlier train in this morning because I had to take care of early business.  The early N train arrived later than my usual V train does.
4. The heat in my apartment doesn’t turn on until after I’ve dried off from showering in the freezing cold.
5. My ass is huge.  (Not really a sign of the world being against me but it doesn’t make me happy.)
6. I have to spend the weekend with my family.
7. There’s a new Korean restaurant right by where I work and the food’s only so-so.
8. Now that I’m actively looking for a job, the job market is slowing.

I’m ready to go postal on the world.  Wouldn’t it be great to physically take out all my agressions on the idiots who cause them?  Actually, it probably wouldn’t be great because I’d make folks like Lynndie England and Donald "The Rummy" Rumsfeld look like caring people.   

Other items of interest today:

• Did everyone know that Terri Schiavo was a bulemic and it was her rampant bulemia that led to her brain damage?  Since we happen to be addressing an issue (euthenasia, which has nothing to do with young Asians) that has already been dealt with, why don’t we also address the fact that women ruin their lives because of what they think they’re supposed to look like? 
  (Personally, I hold true to the preference so eloquently sung by Spinal Tap: "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’."  So ladies, if you want to catch the Tedly’s eye, gain weight.)
• Does anyone find it slightly ironic that after the Pope said Americans should reinsert Terri’s feeding tube and then he had to get one in?  I still wish Pope John-Paul-George-Ringo II the best…
• Ted Koppel is leaving Nightline.  Does anyone else wish that they’d get Bob Wiltfong to replace him?
• Frank Perdue died.  So sad…  Cus it does take a tough man to make a tender chicken.  It took a bunch of tough people to make me.